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< h1 > There I Fixed It< / h1 >
< h3 class = "inverted" > Dumb hacks that end up being great< / h3 >
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< h2 > Heads Up< / h2 >
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< h2 > Who the hell are you?< / h2 >
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< h2 > What the hell is this?< / h2 >
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< h2 > In the beginning.< / h2 >
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There was SQL.
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And it was okay.
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< h2 > And then...< / h2 >
< p > There was noSQL!< / p >
< p > And it scaled and it was all javascripty and all the hipsters loved it and everyone was happy.
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< h2 > But then you want to actually use it< / h2 >
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< h2 > unql-node< / h2 >
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< a href = "https://github.com/sgentle/unql-node" >
https://github.com/sgentle/unql-node
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< p > It's like SQL for NoSQL< / p >
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< h2 > Deletin' stuff< / h2 >
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> delete from checkins where username.match(/\d{4}$/) & & timestamp > (new Date()).getTime()-1000*60*60*24*7
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< h2 > Why don't we take all the data...< / h2 >
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> create collection nag_old_users
> insert into nag_old_users select {username: username, email: email} from user where last_login < (new Date()).getTime()-1000*60*60*24*7
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< h2 > And put it over here!< / h2 >
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< h2 > Want to see my awesome LALR recursive descent parser?< / h2 >
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< h2 > Nope!< / h2 >
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handle /delete from (\S+)(?: where (.*))?/, (db, expr, cb) ->
query = "update #{db} set _deleted = true"
query += " where #{expr}" if expr
processExpr query, cb
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< h2 > There I fixed it.< / h2 >
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< h2 > noDB< / h2 >
< p > So you want to add some persistence to your simple web app.< / p >
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< p > Okay so just require that each user have a couch installation.< / p >
< p > Or make redis a dependency. Probably include some build scripts or something to make it easier since it's the only thing in the app that needs to be compiled.< / p >
< img src = "http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/72/ER_Diagram_MMORPG.png/539px-ER_Diagram_MMORPG.png" >
< p > Maybe it would be easier to build SQLite?< / p >
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< h2 > Nope!< / h2 >
< img src = "https://dl.dropbox.com/u/176051/nopenopenope.jpeg" >
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< h2 > noDB< / h2 >
< p > SQL < noSQL < noDB < / p >
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< h2 > Super simple< / h2 >
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var users = JSON.parse(fs.readFileSync('data/users.json'))
users.push({name: "newguy"});
fs.writeFileSync('data/users.json', JSON.stringify(users));
res.send('success');
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< h2 > Session storage too!< / h2 >
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var store = new express.session.MemoryStore;
store.sessions = JSON.parse(fs.readFileSync('data/sessions.json'));
setInterval(function(){
fs.writeFileSync('data/sessions.json', JSON.stringify(store.sessions));
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< h2 > It's basically Redis< / h2 >
< small > It's not really< / small >
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< h2 > But it is:< / h2 >
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< li > Deployable< / li >
< li > Dependency free< / li >
< li > Easily backed up< / li >
< li > Debuggable< / li >
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< h2 > Databases: Fixed< / h2 >
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< h2 > I would like to make some information available on the internet.< / h2 >
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< h2 > So find a shared hosting provider or something.< / h2 >
< p > But they're kind of crappy< / p >
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< h2 > So I'll just run my own< / h2 >
< p > On nginx or express or something!< / p >
< p > But load balancing and updates and bugs and oh no.< / p >
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< h2 > Oh I know!< / h2 >
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Augh. I wish I could just shove all this right on Akamai
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< p > ...< / p >
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< p > ...< / p >
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< p > Why not?< / p >
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< h2 > Step 0: Generate static site< / h2 >
< p > Use whatever you want. We really like < a href = "http://jade-lang.com/" > Jade.< / a > < / p >
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!!! 5
include includes/head.jade
body
include includes/header.jade
// BEGIN Content
.inner-bg
#content-wrapper
Welcome to zombocom!
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< h2 > make< / h2 >
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JADE = $(shell find pages/*.jade)
HTML = $(JADE:.jade=.html)
all: $(HTML)
%.html: %.jade
./jade/bin/jade < $< --path $ < > $@
clean:
rm -f $(HTML)
.PHONY: clean
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< h2 > Rackspace == Akamai< / h2 >
< p > It's cheap. 18c per GB< / p >
< p > You don't have to deal directly with Akamai. Keep your soul!< / p >
< p > < a href = "http://www.rackspace.com/cloud/public/files/" > http://www.rackspace.com/cloud/public/files/< / a > < / p >
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< h2 > Getting it there< / h2 >
< p > There's a node library for that.< / p >
< p > < a href = "https://github.com/nodejitsu/node-cloudfiles" > https://github.com/nodejitsu/node-cloudfiles< / a > < / p >
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< p > There's also some tooling for that.< / p >
< p > < a href = "https://github.com/PinionTech/cloud-loader" > https://github.com/PinionTech/cloud-loader< / a > < / p >
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coffee cloud-loader.coffee -x localDir cloudContainer
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< h2 > Deep magic< / h2 >
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curl -i -X GET -H "X-Auth-User: pinion" -H "X-Auth-Key: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX" "https://auth.api.rackspacecloud.com/v1.0"
curl -X POST -H "X-Container-Meta-Web-Index: index.html" -H "X-Auth-Token: XXXXXXXX-XXXX-XXXX-XXXX-XXXXXXXXXXXX" "https://storage101.dfw1.clouddrive.com/v1/MossoCloudFS_ad499859-aaed-43c6-813b-5e1c545f85cf/pinion-www
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< h2 > Relax< / h2 >
< p > Never ever care about whether your website is up.< / p >
< p > Go do something useful instead.< / p >
< br / >
< p > Yeah, it's harder to do pretty URLs.< / p >
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< h2 > So fixed< / h2 >
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< h2 > It's not always the right thing to just fix it< / h2 >
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< h2 > But sometimes it is< / h2 >
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< h1 > ALL FIXED< / h1 >
< h3 class = "inverted" > BY David Banham and Sam Gentle< / h3 >
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